My Dad is the cutest person in the world. Sometimes he has such a hard time understanding phrases in English. The other day, my dad has not answered my text messages for a while, so I told him “Daddy, you poofed.”
My Dad turns to my sister: Poofed? What does she mean?
My sister: You know Dad, poofed gone!
My Dad: Gone? Where did she go?
My sister: She means you have disappeared.
My Dad: Why? I am here.
Poofed…it is still a mystery to him. This is only part of why I love my Dad. So endearing.